Posts tagged comedy.

“Hey, what’s all this talk about farting?” 

NEW SEASON OF LOUIE - JUNE 28TH!

‎”Who would pay to see that?” - Holden

“Don’t fuck with a Jedi Master, son.”
- Cock-Knocker

‎”Without a hint of hyperbole, I can say he was a god, a god who cussed.”

- Kevin Smith on the late George Carlin

“Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?” The baby says, “I’m selling weed, nigga!”

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